Stick Figures On Crack
Put your mind in random mode…
Wait…wait…..wait for it…..
Ok, go:
Congratulations!
Congratulations are in order for:
Cori the mighty child-bearing horse, for being fertile and multiplying
Jeannine and Tanbark Acres for helping that whole process along
Sara for being the proud new owner of a shiny new Friesian named Wikke
Behold - cuteness:
More Wisdom From Scott Adams
Extremely boiled down - if you want to write better for business:
Use fewer words
Snag attention with your first sentence
Use short sentences - people are stupid (well, not you - that dude to your left)
Get to the point
Read it here
Now back to your regularly scheduled program of me missing those points.
Time, Sun, Coffee and Productivity
While this may come as a surprise to anyone who’s known me for any length of time, next week begins my fourth week of getting up at the blisteringly early hour of seven AM each weekday. This is a hair different from my previous practice of waking up at quarter of nine and tearing [...]
Sweet, sweet cancer sticks
Doctors love ‘em:
Cartoons love ‘em:
Really, really bad catchline writers love ‘em:
Interesting Juxtaposition
When the tanker Pasha Bulker ran aground during a storm on the Australian coast near Newcastle a couple of weeks ago, things were looking pretty dire for both the crew and the ship, not to mention the potential environmental impact.
As luck would have it, it held together, and the crew was rescued. [...]