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The Tenets of the Royal We:
- We have been known to produce a technicolor mist from our fingertips.
- We fear dusty shotglasses and short, lifeless tunes.
- We can lift over four thousand pounds over the course of 3 years.
- We think cars should cost no more than the food you ate at lunch today.
- We run on land like one of those really swift lizards runs on water.
- We believe that solar powered machinery is best suited to extract oil from the confines of the earth.